Sexy underwear.

Welcome to what Jade does in his spare time.
He looks up, Mormon lingerie. -_____-


However,
this is definitely incredibly ugly, so I figured we must share it with you.
While trying to decide the purpose of these underwear, while I suggested that it was for fun,
he stated that it was for secks.
lulz. Obviously it's for the secks.
These undergaments are clearly for attracting those sexxxyyyy babes. ;D


So, here you go.
For the lulz.
Sexy underwear.

My Immortal Agony. -_-

Alright. After a lengthy, "Hiatus" we'll call it.
(Er, aka laziness when it comes to Jade and I),
I've finally decided to add some epic morons to this blog due to the requests of others. (:

Alright. So this entry, is moreso revolving around the idiocy of others and their moronic actions.
It has nothing to do with ugliness or looks, because, well. It's a fanfic. About ... Harry Potter, gothic intentions, vampires, emo, cutting, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, sappy sex scenes (including "his thingy" and "her place" and everything), Draco, Harry reformed as "Vampire", and God only knows what else.
Wow, that was a mouth full.

Anyways.
A highlight of this story, would probably be the Authors Notes that the writer adds into the story, mid sentance. Brilliant really. Most of her words of wisdom are just bewaring anyone who dislikes the story that they are in fact a prep.
Apparently anyone with a brain and can clearly tell that this "story" is really garbage, is now a "prep" and fails at life.

This person has the power to control others' labels, I guess.
I don't know. Whatever.

Either way. The story sucks.



EPIC TEASER TIME.

"“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte."



Yeah. Because Good Charlotte is sooo gothic and hardcore. lulz.

"The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Draco. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn’t go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into……………………… the Forbidden Forest!"

DUNDUNDUN. Oh wow. The epically large dotdotdot at the end has me hooked FOR SURE.
And I love how they're such badasses and they drank some beer first. ;D WAY TO GO. TOTALLY ADDS TO THE STORY. lulz.




"And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!"



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Like, really? You've got to be kidding me.


The only thing this piece of "writing" is good for, is clearly epic laughs. It's not like it's actually worth anyone's time to read for anything other than pure laughter.
It has no intelligence or coherant flow to it,
and it's just ridiculously stupid.





I hope these exerpts have enticed you to read further. ;D The writer of this wonderful novel loves GREAT REVIEWS, AND DAMNIT, THEY ONLY UPDATE IF THEY GET GOOD ONES.
Yes, they actually threaten to not update if they don't get good reviews. -_-
D:
That's so sad.
How ever will the world turn?

Pft.

For more of this genius writing,

You can visit the story here:

My Immortal:

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