Introductions.

As for the first order of business,
we thought we'd introduce ourselves.

To begin with,
We're two people - Shannon and Jade,
from two opposite ends of the world,
who made this for the lulz.


We met on Vampire Freaks, which is basically a cess pool for creeps, weirdos, and idiodic morons. Hence, our relationship was formed off of bitching and bitching and some more bitching about the nasty, stupid people who tried to befriend and talk to us.



And then,
this project was born.
Again, remember, this is only for jokes. And you all know that everything we say in here is true. >.<
But besides that,
we want to let you know - we don't make fun, soley based on looks,
but if the person's an idiot and they're ugly,
making fun of the looks just happens to be part of the package.



So enjoy what we provide,
because we've definitely had a lot of lols, lulz, rofls, and lmfaos with these.

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And here's the future story of Shannon and Jade:


We are going to take over the world.

THAT'S right.

We're going to be an epic couple, that people dress up as for Halloween,
(instead of Romeo and Juliet, or whatever.)
Hello Kitty boxers are a must. Along with snakebites, cool sunglasses, band tshirts, and amazing shoes.

We're going to start our own Youtube channel,where we pick on all of the idiots of VF.
(Watch out! You'll probably be next.) - Scratch that. We went for a blog instead!
And just bitch.
And we'll get so famous for no reason - and I bet you'll all leave us lovely hate mail comments that we'll laugh at,use in our next video,and then just end up making us more famous. ;D
After we're famous,
we'll start our own clothing line - with lame shirts, but they'll be epic, and everyone will buy them anyways - just because it's us who made/sold them.

After we make a ton of money from that,
we'll use it to start our own label where we become a famous "band", except we'll suck so bad,
but because of electronics and editing,we'll sound okay - just like the rest of today's talentless popstars. (:

And,
obviously,
that's not it for the 3pic4lly l33t duo.
There's more to come. ;D

Stay tuned!


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We'll have some of our epically ugly morons up soon enough.
Be patient.