Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Teddi, ... banana.... tranny... something or other.



Prepare yourself for this one.


This one, was originally an idiot because of her pictures, yes. However, before we started saving photos of these morons, she took down the winner.

Let me explain.

When we first came upon this... Whatever,

(We haven't decided between calling her "Tedii, Banana, or tranny" really)

It was because of her default picture.

This brilliant picture was her making some nasty face,
(like she was choking on a bug)


while wearing nothing but a pair of underwear.


She was covering her chest with a teddy bear,
(and mind you this was a full body shot.)


It was miserable and obviously one for the blog of the epically ugly.

However,
She removed the picture right before we created this blog. -_-
Thus, we must use her other idiotic pictures.
And trust me, there were plenty to choose from.


First,
we have a screen shot of her miserable, eye soar of a page:

















Yes. She has lovely glitters and blinkies and things strewn across her page.
And unfortunately, yes, she is eating her necklace.

Do the parents not feed this poor child?


Alright. She doesn't have a whole lot of information on her, other than that stupid list of things she enjoys, so
on to the "gallery" of Epically Ugly photos.




Okay. So maybe you understand now, why one of her possible nicknames included banana (with Jaundice). Because, well, in this infamous picture she is decked out in her lovely, yellow attire.

And why Jaundice you might ask?
Well because her tights give her legs a wonderful, healthy glow of of greenish yellow of course!
DUH, lulz.

Oh,
and someone please explain to me,
why every one thinks that that face where it looks like your lips are being pulled off is attractive?
Because it's not.
But all of these girls still seem to try and pull it off.

Also,
if any of you were worried you wouldn't see colored tights again,
it's alright. You can calm down.
Plenty more where that came from.



Explain to me what face this is supposed to be?



This one? I just don't even know. -_- Some of these pictures really just speak for themselves.




Alas! More colored tights.
And she even pulls it off with a lovely, hard core, brass knuckle belt buckle. Fantastic ain't it?
Additionally, she has matching make up for her wonderful tights.
Fantastic.
At least she knows her colors. I'm so proud of her.



OH! It's a GHOST!
... With blue legs? How odd...



This one's just stupid and ugly.
And why would anyone want their hair to look like it got ran over with a lawn mower?
Because I have this strange, unearthly feeling, that that's the look she was going for...



Again with the eating of random objects!
Jesus, someone get this girl a donut or something.
I bet hats don't taste very good.



Really?
Was this neccesary?
Can you get any more trashy?



Oh wait. You can get more trashy!
This was the next best thing after she deleted her naked picture.
I really loved the comment that someone left on it too. It was epic.
"I really like your tattoo."
You mean the one that's a script running below her jeans? The one you can't even read? -_-
Yah,
we know where you were lookin' bud.
Again with the disgusting hair and stupid faces.
Don't people usually take pictures so they look nice?


NOTE: Jade thinks this girl's just flat all over... (hair... chest...)



And since I know that you all missed it so much,
more fantastically colored tights.
Really,
I wish I could be a part of the rainbow too.






-_-
So that concludes our entry on, the teddi, tranny, banana thing.
I don't know.
Maybe she's all of them. A man-girl who dresses up as a banana and uses teddy bears for bras?
Whatever.





She's still a failure when it comes to our standards,
just for being such an ugly skank. -_-












1 comment:

  1. The picture where she's licking the other girl, the other girl doesn't seem to be enjoying it very much!

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