Friday, June 19, 2009

"The Broken Doll."

Alright.
So here we have,
exibit A.


We've named her - the broken doll.

And here is what her "About Me" says:
"Profile: umm hi.. ok these are the facts : im 5ft 3/4, im nice and social, i always reply, i always accept adds except if your like a fag or something,i love singing and hanging... just add me and get to know me .. dont be shy... dont add me if your a pervert i'll just delete you simple =D"

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Note, that listed underneath her "likes" column, she has "writing" and "poetry" pointed out as some of her favorites.

Oh dear,
God only knows what her writing sounds like if that's how she articulated herself in her profile.

And don't you love that she adds everyone,
.... except fags.

Oh no?
Is she going to catch their gayness?! o:

Ahh well.

They probably don't want to add her anyways.
No one, not even a little gay boy, likes to play with broken dolls.





It's funny how she resembles Chucky, from the horror movies.


I don't even know what to say about this one. o.o




Again. It speaks for itself.



AHHH. A ZOMBIE ATTACKED HER.



OH NOZ. THERE'S A SPIDER ON HER FACE!
Oh wait. That's just her eye.



Awkward?


And the most epic fail:



She edited the picture, so that she painted on her eyeliner and lashes, as well as glazing over her eye so it looks like her irisises are bleeding tears, or something.
This is an example on how NOT to edit a picture, because the editing does not work in ones favor what so ever.


Under dislikes, she has listed "wannabes,"
although to me, it seems as if she is a wannabe herself.
I bet she wishes she had pH0T0$h0p sKiiLz. lulz.

Unfortunately, she does not have much written in her about me and she does not keep a journal on the site,
so this is bout all we have on her,
regardless,

she's still pretty stupid.


1 comment:

  1. Oh my god, I can't believe this girl is for real. She looks CREEPY as shit. I can't believe people like this exsist. This is a pretty funny blog, I think I'll enjoy it.

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